Finger Food

By now you may have seen this on going story about a woman who "found" the tip of a finger in her Wendy's chili. She went on national TV and threw a fit. She dropped her law suit when authorities started to suspect she may have put the chili in herself and when the media questioned her she threw a fit again. Turns out.. she's filed something like six lawsuits! I'm sorry, six lawsuits? What are the chances that a person who filed six lawsuits would be the one person in america to find a finger in her chili? Why do some people feel like the world took a big dump on them and they need to get revenge on everyone else? I hope wendy's finds out it was her.. and sues her for as much as they can.

But the funniest part of this is the nevada woman who had her finger bitten off by a lepord.. saw the dried up chili finger on TV and said.. "Wow, that looks like mine!"
W.T.F.! If your finger tip isn't attached.. and you see another fingertip its probably going to look a damn lot like your's. It doesn't automatically make it yours. How in the freak would it get there anyway?
Police have since determined that its unlikely a match.